Federalisms™

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3.50

5” x 7”
Blank inside
100lb, 100% recycled matte cardstock
Light green (mint, if you will) in color
100% recycled white envelope
Made by a company that understands, in Washington, D.C.

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(which was probably cheaper for the agency than just removing you)