Federalisms™

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The WORST

The WORST

3.50

4” x 5.5”
Blank inside
100lb, 100% recycled matte cardstock
White in color
100% recycled white envelope
Made by a company that understands, in Washington, D.C.

Quantity:
Paradoxically, this card is the best.

Things that are THE WORST:

  • Typos in Out of Office messages

  • Reply all

  • Most emails, honestly

  • Water cooler jug left unchanged

  • Microwaved seafood

  • Speakerphone calls with an open door

  • You leaving

A good-bye card for a great co-worker.