About Federalisms

The greeting card aisle at the closest drug store just doesn’t cut it for the majority of federal occasions - and typical cards don’t even use acronyms. Just think about how much space they are wasting. Federalisms was founded on the premise that working for the federal government can be challenging enough, and our relationships and interactions with colleagues should be fun and supportive. Federal workers and contractors will find an immediate affinity with the brand’s “inside baseball,” and anyone who has worked in an office will find dozens of cards that unite us all. Federalisms fans demanded gift items, and it only took like two years to roll out a first tranche perfect for work friends and occasions. Probably faster than any agency policy you have worked on.

Federalisms are clean, crisp, and straightforward.They say what you’re thinking … if you’re just a little irreverent.

Follow Federalisms at @cardsforfeds on Instagram, and @federalisms on Facebook. Can we agree that seems like enough social media? Please reply to all with your response.

Federalisms: Funny. Real. Federal. And always non-partisan.

Federalisms was created by a 20-year federal employee, who has the pins and certificates to prove it, received the customary 14 months late (20-year pin pending).

Federalisms are Made in DC, from the delightful and witty text on Federalisms cards and gifts to the photography of federal buildings on this website and social media accounts.


All photographs and text are the intellectual property of My Utensil Crock, LLC, d/b/a Federalisms.