Protect your surfaces with style using these federal government-themed drink coasters. Crafted from durable materials [ceramic stone with cork backing], they’re perfect for home, office, or as a unique gift for civics enthusiasts and government employees alike. Add a touch of official flair to your coffee table while keeping your drinks steady and surfaces safe.

(You guys, AI wrote that, I would have just told you that they are 4.25”x4.25” and available in some of your favorite Federalisms designs.)